citruscycles:

citruscycles:

Job hunt off to a good start

nero-draco:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we’ve already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

erinravenseeker:

bacony-cakes:

eddardsharpe:

uss-edsall:

kesslersymbolic:

uss-edsall:

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

This image?

YES

PNG’D! (i didn’t know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

jurisffiction:

hope is all we have

orpheuslament:

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

898:

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

rosenkranz-isnt-dead:

he’s just like me fr

beetledrink:

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

makingimages:

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

nerdocrumbesia:

snow-white-shadow:

aviculor:

dragaszagom:

vapingbaby:

Originally posted by miss-irrelevant