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tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous asked

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera)

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tooweirdt0live:

it’s incredible that at this time last year i didn’t even know who twenty one pilots was and now they mean so so much to me 

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  1. Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  2. Me: Yes
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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(Source: marrowack)

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)

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I Don’t Love You (May Death Never Stop You Edition)

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43mcg:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

damn… this is so sick.

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"one day you’re a soap opera star and next your two best friends are an energetic 6’4 puppy and a crazy person who commissions skittle portraits of your face" - jensen ackles.

(Source: wolfysammy)