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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

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jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: vyonce)

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dan-and-phiil:

sure dan you bought flowers for yourself not at all for a certain someone else

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littlecoffeemonsters:

jackhammerthis:

THIS LITTLE SHIT. 

FUCK.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

dunisnotonfire:

DOES IT LOOP??? I TRIED SO HARD

INFINITE SPINNY PHIL

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

dunisnotonfire:

DOES IT LOOP??? I TRIED SO HARD

INFINITE SPINNY PHIL

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)
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kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up